Calling all rogainers, runners, doctors, merchandisers, party planners and even hairdressers, the Ding Dong AvonGaine is upon us. There will be open bits, thick bits, flat bits and steep bits. There will be fun bits, sad bits, clever bits and stupid bits. Lots of bits, but mainly a competitive, fun and challenging Rogaine.

Set on the banks of the lazy Avon River this Rogaine will draw you in and test even the most testable. Release yourselves from the bondage of life, allow the Avon aura to envelop your every move. Enlightenment could be yours or sign up for a new party plan.

So join us on our freedom moped to nowhere, just up Toodyay Road a bit on the left. Not far, but hopefully far enough to stay overnight and enjoy the midnight sacrifice.

As far as we know the Hash House is back to full strength, so even more reason to stay and enjoy the bonnie banks of the Avon.