postheadericon Return of the Jedi-atrics - 14 October 2000

In the past old rogainers have spun tales about that dreaded rogaine, GERIATRICS REVENGE, ... WELL ... just when you thought it was safe to venture into the wild again, comes the Movie (i.e. Movie... as in the moving, jogging, walking, limping, shuffling, sprawling, crawling) Blockbuster of All Time... THE RETURN OF THE JEDI-atrics.

Once again you can thrill to the rip of the parrot bush; pant as you climb the inaccessible knoll; be bewildered by the broad saddle; scream as you wade the stream; spurn and damn the dam; weep as you wander in the gully; become electrified by the fences and soar as you discover each mission control.

And yet, there's more ...

Taste the sensational Out-Of-This-World hash at the house; shop at the one-stop STARWARA Shop and meet the entire Off-This-Planet admin. team...

But there's more, much more ...

Around the convivial campfire, discuss the vexing questions perplexing all Earthlings...

Is this the last rogaine of the Millennium?
Did anyone find Control 73?
Are rogaines fun?

And yes, there's more ... It's not being held in some far-far galaxy, light years away... No ... It's just 2 hours south-east of Perth and 1 hour north-east of Bunbury.

Don't hesitate, book now, for the WARA October 2000 Spring Rogaine Extravaganza.

BE THERE ... and ... MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.

N.B   A FINAL WORD FROM OBI-WAN KENOBI

The event covers one third farmland and two thirds forest. The forest to the west is pleasant rogaining, however there are some thick areas and some parrot bush. Gentle contours require extra care in compass work. There is more challenging topography to the south-east in farmland and along a major stream.

Last Updated (Saturday, 14 October 2000 21:11)

 
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